Goooooood morning, oppo!

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04/29/2016 at 11:54 • Filed to: Spiders

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Don’t worry, he’s just security for this new house. I think he has a real future.


DISCUSSION (16)


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/29/2016 at 11:57

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There was a spider in my car this morning, descending from the area of the sunroof switch after I’d got on the road. I was like, “over there, little buddy” - snagged the line and flipped him into the passenger seat.


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/29/2016 at 11:59

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https://www.reddit.com/r/spiderbro


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/29/2016 at 12:01

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Obligatory.


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > Nibby
04/29/2016 at 12:02

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wow thanks.... I was planning on doing some work on my basement tonight... not any more


Kinja'd!!! Jcarr > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/29/2016 at 12:03

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Is that a dangerous species?

Also, looks like it’s ready for some Saturday Night Fever.

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Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Jcarr
04/29/2016 at 12:04

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Just a common house spider. You don’t want to get bit by one even still though.


Kinja'd!!! facw > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/29/2016 at 12:16

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We need something for scale.


Kinja'd!!! BigBlock440 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/29/2016 at 12:23

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Hand for scale?

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Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > BigBlock440
04/29/2016 at 12:27

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Much much smaller


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/29/2016 at 12:34

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There. Now that the city has been burnt down, we can be sure none of them survived. Oh, you found another one? Don’t worry, we have a backup plan.

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Kinja'd!!! Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/29/2016 at 12:43

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Maybe that’s Trump’s hand?

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Kinja'd!!! Xyl0c41n3 > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
04/29/2016 at 12:56

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I generally leave spiders alone, unless they’re in my car or too close for comfort. I once had a seven-legged wolf spider that lived in my apartment (pre-cat days) for a few months. She was chill. We had no issues. The spider I found in my shower this morning? Went down the drain.

But on the plus side, I saved a red eared slider turtle from becoming street pizza this morning! :) Poor little dude was so scared by the traffic that he peed himself, but I got him safely back into the grass.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Xyl0c41n3
04/29/2016 at 13:03

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Snapping turtles, on the other hand, will glare at an approaching car with a “the fuck YOU want?!” look. (We’ve got some in this area)


Kinja'd!!! Xyl0c41n3 > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
04/29/2016 at 13:27

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I was especially worried as I zoomed past the first time, because I was afraid it was a Texas tortoise, and they’re a state endangered species here. I’ve similarly saved a couple I’ve seen trying to cross busy highways. When I turned around and got out of the car, that’s when I realized it was just a red eared slider. Still very cool (and cute), though. :)


Kinja'd!!! QCGoose > Xyl0c41n3
04/29/2016 at 13:32

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YES! Good to know I’m not the only one to stop and help turtles along.


Kinja'd!!! Xyl0c41n3 > QCGoose
04/29/2016 at 13:41

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:)